this is a test
by web-gnar
“ever had a karmic dream? you know those dreams where you wake up glad it was a dream? its like 2x your experience points on earth”
4/3/2026
no more real estate
by web-gnar
“only cyberspace is left. did you know a modern day transistor in your phone is smaller than a virus”
4/3/2026
beyond the pale
by web-gnar
“the sunshine brings us”
4/3/2026
Timeless
by Spell ICUP
“CHeck”
4/2/2026
Expo 0
by Spell ICUP
“Where is the keyyy!!”
4/2/2026
Untitled
by Spell ICUP
4/2/2026
Untitled
by Spell ICUP
4/2/2026
Rain dance
by Spell ICUP
“CHeck”
4/2/2026
mud tracks
by Spell ICUP
“CHeck”
4/2/2026
Coral Reef
by glordo
“How many fish do you sea”
4/1/2026
War of the Worlds
by glordo
“As depicted in ancient heiroglyphics”
4/1/2026
wizard portrait
by Prof.Vaharrak D. Raccoon
“15k for the secret button”
3/31/2026
Untitled
by Prof.Vaharrak D. Raccoon
3/31/2026
Untitled
by Prof.Vaharrak D. Raccoon
3/31/2026
Untitled
by Prof.Vaharrak D. Raccoon
3/31/2026
Untitled
by Prof.Vaharrak D. Raccoon
3/31/2026
Untitled
by Prof.Vaharrak D. Raccoon
3/31/2026
Untitled
by Prof.Vaharrak D. Raccoon
3/31/2026
Untitled
by Prof.Vaharrak D. Raccoon
3/31/2026
Untitled
by Prof.Vaharrak D. Raccoon
3/31/2026
Untitled
by Prof.Vaharrak D. Raccoon
3/31/2026
Untitled
by Prof.Vaharrak D. Raccoon
3/31/2026
Untitled
by Prof.Vaharrak D. Raccoon
3/31/2026
Untitled
by Prof.Vaharrak D. Raccoon
3/31/2026
festival
by Prof.Vaharrak D. Raccoon
“does your town have a lot of festivals?”
3/31/2026
contemplatio
by Prof.Vaharrak D. Raccoon
“sometimes i sit like this early in the morning after i wake up”
3/31/2026
birthday cake
by Prof.Vaharrak D. Raccoon
“I'm really craving some right now”
3/31/2026
Untitled
by Prof.Vaharrak D. Raccoon
3/31/2026
dog show
by Prof.Vaharrak D. Raccoon
“they're all having fun!”
3/31/2026
close up
by Prof.Vaharrak D. Raccoon
3/31/2026
toothpaste
by Prof.Vaharrak D. Raccoon
“you can sense the minty aroma.”
3/31/2026
Digital Inside
by Prof.Vaharrak D. Raccoon
“the work of an algorithmically inclined infinite monkey theorem”
3/31/2026
inner core
by Prof.Vaharrak D. Raccoon
“what we dont know about the planet has the potential to be very scary!”
3/31/2026
Untitled
by Prof.Vaharrak D. Raccoon
3/31/2026
couple
by Prof.Vaharrak D. Raccoon
“even if 2 pieces fit for the most part gaps may exist and that is fine.”
3/31/2026
umamusume race
by Prof.Vaharrak D. Raccoon
“fantastic anime. i wish horses could sing. my favorite is matikanefukukitaru, I love her attitude and all her charms and accesories! I also think I'm very lucky to be alive.”
3/31/2026
Kami
by Prof.Vaharrak D. Raccoon
“My dog's name is Kami. It is black and white, but not like a zebra. We're very close. I think we should learn loyalty from animals. But not when they are hungry.”
3/31/2026
90s vibe
by Prof.Vaharrak D. Raccoon
“these kinds of prints always made me think of the 90s, I loved those wacky, colorful vibes, Rocko's Modern Life in particular. I think people are afraid of being too cheery sometimes.”
3/31/2026
aether journey
by Prof.Vaharrak D. Raccoon
“when you sleep you coexist with the millions of consciousnesses outside of time that have unshackled themselves from the suffering of physical existence. your time comes.”
3/31/2026
the crater
by Prof.Vaharrak D. Raccoon
“would you venture into a volcano's crater? i dont like hot places but my hometown is a tropical march. humidity can be suffocating. I also lived near a volcano for a while. there was ash regularly. it sucked.”
3/31/2026
hundo
by Prof.Vaharrak D. Raccoon
“i like hunting for achievements. join the hunt at achievement-scouts.com! i've completed thousands of games in my lifetime. i like supporting indies and weird games and you should too!”
3/31/2026
study 042
by Prof.Vaharrak D. Raccoon
“saw this on a screenshot on the game's socials.”
3/31/2026
keep them happy
by Prof.Vaharrak D. Raccoon
“and distracted”
3/31/2026
It's time Netflix
by Prof.Vaharrak D. Raccoon
“give us the next jojo episode. i've been waiting for a few good decades now.”
3/31/2026
Supernova
by Prof.Vaharrak D. Raccoon
“If something could instantly vaporize all of us and it happened, would we be able to tell? Would we feel anything from a supernova?”
3/31/2026
Dragon
by Prof.Vaharrak D. Raccoon
“Dinosaurs lived for so long it's hard to put that number into scale.”
3/31/2026
umbrella
by Prof.Vaharrak D. Raccoon
“i always lose mine”
3/31/2026
how did he not know
by Prof.Vaharrak D. Raccoon
“who steve jobs was?”
3/31/2026
Untitled
by Prof.Vaharrak D. Raccoon
3/31/2026
Commission
by Prof.Vaharrak D. Raccoon
“All my commissions say completed with C and above, but the menu shows Commissions Completed: 0. I am confused.”
3/31/2026
Pharaoh
by Prof.Vaharrak D. Raccoon
“I love Egypt. Mostly thanks to the game Pharaoh. The Instruction manual included a good 100+ pages on the history of Egypt. Manuals were cool back then.”
3/31/2026
beach autocinema
by Prof.Vaharrak D. Raccoon
“they projected a movie on a hotel's wall. it was fun!”
3/31/2026
healthy gut microbiome
“the second brain”
3/31/2026
Flower's Dream
by Prof.Vaharrak D. Raccoon
“When I was in college I wondered what it would feel like to be a tree. I wonder if flowers feel horny too.”
3/31/2026
the tower
by Prof.Vaharrak D. Raccoon
“towers can be scary!”
3/31/2026
Lucifer
by Prof.Vaharrak D. Raccoon
“was thinking about that famous painting. lots of anger in the eyes.”
3/31/2026
the warship
by Prof.Vaharrak D. Raccoon
“never enough money for safety, education and health. always unlimited money for war.”
3/31/2026
Untitled
by Prof.Vaharrak D. Raccoon
3/31/2026
polluted shore
by Prof.Vaharrak D. Raccoon
“oil spills are a failure of both companies and governments.”
3/31/2026
Untitled
by Prof.Vaharrak D. Raccoon
3/31/2026
Untitled
by Prof.Vaharrak D. Raccoon
3/31/2026
Double Dragon
by Prof.Vaharrak D. Raccoon
“kinda reminded me of the early Double Dragon game covers.”
3/31/2026
Untitled
by Prof.Vaharrak D. Raccoon
3/31/2026
the party
by Prof.Vaharrak D. Raccoon
“what was the last memorable party you attended? I attended a wedding a couple weeks ago. it was on the weekend of my birthday. it was in a different city. i was hesitant to attend at first because i was worried about my dog but I decided to go. It was great. I met people from all around the world.”
3/31/2026
the herd
by Prof.Vaharrak D. Raccoon
“peaceful pastures”
3/31/2026
Postcard
by DempC
3/31/2026
concert for angels
by Prof.Vaharrak D. Raccoon
“biblically accurate ones”
3/31/2026
WhatsArt
by Prof.Vaharrak D. Raccoon
“Is it intention or expression? If I throw a dice and plaster an image corresponding to the face the die lands on will that be art? Will it depend on the amount of times I throw the die? Will it be art from the first throw? Can you make context part of the piece or is every image just a Polaroid shot, a slice of a much greater cake? I'm hungry.”
3/31/2026
Animal Farm
by DempC
3/31/2026
Complex
by DempC
“Peace”
3/31/2026
Park Picnic
by Prof.Vaharrak D. Raccoon
“They even brought the cat along.”
3/31/2026
Voyager
by Prof.Vaharrak D. Raccoon
“Flying off into infinity”
3/31/2026
Untitled
by Prof.Vaharrak D. Raccoon
3/31/2026
Beach Backpacker
by Prof.Vaharrak D. Raccoon
3/31/2026
Roller Coaster Ride
by Prof.Vaharrak D. Raccoon
3/31/2026
World Cup 2026
by Prof.Vaharrak D. Raccoon
“I dont really like soccer but some of the goals and plays can be pretty cool.”
3/31/2026
Chronos
by Prof.Vaharrak D. Raccoon
“I wonder what gods taste like.”
3/31/2026
Icarus
by Prof.Vaharrak D. Raccoon
“humans just can't be satisfied. emotions will always cloud our judgement.”
3/31/2026
Selfie
by Prof.Vaharrak D. Raccoon
“We never stopped being animals”
3/31/2026
the chase
by Prof.Vaharrak D. Raccoon
“i saw a rat once outside. it lived near a drainage hole across the street. it tore down a hole in the sidewalk and would feast on the nearby trash cans. the neighbours sealed the hole with cement after noticing the rat. that same week an excavator was brought in to clear the nearby drainage canal. it scooped all the gunk, but backed into the sidewalk and broke the cement seal. it tried to fill the hole with dirt from the drainage canal. rain came by 2 days later. the next time I walked by, I could notice a new hole had been dug out of the dirt. the rat prevailed.”
3/31/2026
Lake shore
by Prof.Vaharrak D. Raccoon
“im artistically illiterate but this is like impressionism for a lake shore with some animals and stuff”
3/31/2026
She Watches
by Prof.Vaharrak D. Raccoon
“from inside the canvas”
3/31/2026
Untitled
by Prof.Vaharrak D. Raccoon
3/31/2026
The mess
by DempC
“_”
3/29/2026
Untitled
by DempC
3/29/2026
Grand Weave
by DempC
“Comission work”
3/29/2026
the Cube
by DempC
“The expression of life”
3/29/2026
Untitled
by DempC
3/29/2026
Idk what I'm doing
by Prof.Vaharrak D. Raccoon
“But that ain't stopping me from doing an art.”
3/29/2026
a studio assistants work
“this is the computer choosing a random shape, a random rotation, and a random size, and placing a shape every 6 seconds. this is what the studio assistant makes. you can paint over and add to what he does, and then add more of what he does to it.”
3/29/2026
arizona
“this is zack doing a test to see if an original painting generates more money in game than a commission. the players earn fake money in game and use it to buy junk to decorate thier studio. every player in the game is sort of like a ghost writer for me. they play as me, and the idea is that it's possible for them to come up with new ways for me to make paintings.”
3/29/2026
california
“this is zack doing a test here. this painting is tagged commissioned and should only generate $69 dollars. (i did not choose that number). this is an "attempt" at the sailboat commision in the game. i want to encourage players to make original works, and not just do commisions (which earn them money) and also ship the commisions (which earn them more). I also want to note to all you out there reading this. Your instagram "likes" are displayed in-game to the player on thier paintings as thier "social status" so you are actually contributing to the game by liking studio_sim_gallery paintings.”
3/29/2026
universal language
by pirateradiophx
“DECIPHER THIS”
3/29/2026
the gulf
by pirateradiophx
“the waves took me under”
3/29/2026
Untitled
by pirateradiophx
3/29/2026
Untitled
by pirateradiophx
3/28/2026
pig grunt
by pirateradiophx
“decipher the grunt”
3/28/2026
0012
by descent1995
“Plan”
3/28/2026
please work
“testing to see if game still works”
3/28/2026
Untitled
3/28/2026
scapegoat
by pirateradiophx
“its about you”
3/27/2026
sailboat
by pirateradiophx
“"yeah im sailin...im sailin on"”
3/27/2026
calle
by pirateradiophx
“que onda”
3/27/2026
Don't think about Iran
by pirateradiophx
“Nothing is wrong. Really.”
3/27/2026
layered silence
by pirateradiophx
“shhhh”
3/27/2026
Anthony Francis
by pirateradiophx
“"just sayin"”
3/27/2026
ANTEATER EXPLORER
by pirateradiophx
“HE SPLORE”
3/27/2026
TARGETED
by pirateradiophx
“JUST ANOTHER FACE IN THE CROWD?”
3/27/2026
Untitled
by pirateradiophx
3/27/2026
Untitled
by pirateradiophx
3/27/2026
RE-DO
by pirateradiophx
“SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO RE-DO SHIT”
3/27/2026
Untitled
by pirateradiophx
3/27/2026
Untitled
by pirateradiophx
3/27/2026
Untitled
by pirateradiophx
3/27/2026
Untitled
by pirateradiophx
3/27/2026
LAYERED JOY
by pirateradiophx
3/27/2026
Untitled
by pirateradiophx
3/27/2026
quotient
by pirateradiophx
“BOMB THROWN”
3/27/2026
yoyo
by pirateradiophx
“sardonic reflections with facetious grins”
3/27/2026
smudge
by pirateradiophx
“ask god a question”
3/27/2026
0011
by descent1995
3/25/2026
0008
by descent1995
“The Power of Nightmares (2004)”
3/25/2026
0010
by descent1995
“Its a hill”
3/25/2026
takining tbe pooch for a late night stroll
by web-gnar
“i dont own a doggo, or any animal for that matter, but often times on my mail delivery routes a marvel at the sights of them barking at me when i arrive- they are my cohorts and i am fond of seeing them- when they are stationed outside guarding the abode- i push fear aside and often say hello to them and they lick me. this is a highlight to a mailmans day.”
3/24/2026
bon voyage
by web-gnar
“this painting depicts a view straight out to sea, or to the middle of a huge lake- early in the morning, or during sunset - the reflections of the sun on tbe surface of the water symbolize mans relationship of his meat body to the astral plane, a landscape painting to consume wall space above your $20,000 couch.”
3/24/2026
0006
by descent1995
“The visionary is the only true realist.”
3/24/2026
0005
by descent1995
3/24/2026
0001
by descent1995
3/24/2026
0004
by descent1995
3/24/2026
0002
by descent1995
3/24/2026
0003
by descent1995
3/24/2026
Where Are We Going?
by Tim Allen
“I'm deciding to take my art career seriously now, I'd like to start this statement by stating that art critics are simply the best and I'd be lucky to have one as a friend. I sincerly hope any art critic reading this has a great day. That's what this painting is about, the freedom to forgive and the excellence of art critics. Freebird!”
3/23/2026
FINE I WILL LET THE ART SPEAK FOR ITSELF
by Tim Allen
3/23/2026
The Winds of Morrow
by Tim Allen
“what yet sets sail upon the winds of morrow without a map to guide them? Is that deep enough for you art critics out there?”
3/23/2026
The King's Ransom
by Tim Allen
“This piece represents the influence art critics have on the world, that is to say that art critics take all that is beauty and expression and reduce it to a few menial comments and for what? To enhance the piece? To offer feedback? No, simply to inflate their own ego and get a rise out of real artists in an attempt to monetize their bland tastes. I hope any art critic that sees this piece understands the true garbage that they are.”
3/23/2026
meadow with grazers 2
by web-gnar
“a meadow with lone grazers. cows. just a simple cow apprciation picture”
3/23/2026
Emerging Optimism
by Tim Allen
“This piece is all about how art critics are actually piles of trash. It explains how art critics are lowlifes with it's tones while really exclaiming the reality which is that art critics are just dummies.”
3/20/2026
quickname
“testing socials”
3/20/2026
Connecting the Wires
“Everything is connected and this is kinda just a picture of that but sometimes you gotta manually connect the wires.”
3/20/2026
the assitant
by Ruben
“he frikin cheats”
3/20/2026
my dvd
by Ruben
“just came in the mail and I need to go get it”
3/20/2026
tunnelle
by Ruben
“of love”
3/20/2026
ok
by Ruben
“man I just started crying when my bro told me his house was jet fuel”
3/20/2026
noise
by Ruben
“I want mc donalds mommy”
3/20/2026
Terraforming Mars
“when the earth has been scoured, the first stop is the big gray rock that we see at night. god forbid we ever have to go live on that.”
3/19/2026
Fishing in the golden hour in brazil
“the truth about nature and its combination with the human condition, in a human's relationship to south america compared to north america”
3/19/2026
Untitled
3/19/2026
Untitled
3/19/2026
The Opener Road
“More Open. More Road.”
3/19/2026
a colorful cryptid
“a frenzy of patterns and colors with a striped snake rising out of a ceramic vase in the middle of the picture.”
3/18/2026
testing testing one two three
“a guy faced with a computerbug problem . the only way to solve it is to test, test, test, even if that means anoyying all the people around him.. make sure you are controlling the computer not the other way around. researching: permitted.”
3/16/2026
a busy classroom
“a fun classroom of students working on their stuff”
3/16/2026
Never Ending Addition
“there are 4 quadrants- upper left: circle, upper right: some sock-like forms, lower left: a blue moon, lower right: a hand petting some fur. there is a plus sign diving the quadrants”
3/16/2026
The Cat Man
“When you got a little cat man running around the house its cool. i dont, but i wish i did.”
3/16/2026
Landscape with Tropical Plants
“This is a painting about the state of Hawaii. This is a southern-hemisphere appreciation piece. Shout out to all the tropicalia near the equator, with this one. when the weather is nice, and the food is good, the people are happy. this seems like common sense, but many of us find ourselves hunkered inside for a good 5 months of the year. this cant be good”
3/16/2026
New One Based off Real Life
“I didnt have to try very hard to make this in the game. added some pinstripes from the real studio and now the mexican blanket paintings are IN!”
3/15/2026
the painter's party
“airiel abstract representation of an art opening. people in the middle and the components of the artists work in the different coridors of the gallery”
3/13/2026
abstraction number _
“a late night attempt at making a painting. something that would probably never be achievable in real life by any decent amount of time due to the amount of pinstripes.”
3/13/2026
Animals Outside with Contraditions
“There are wild deer in the forest. They will arrive around lunchtime. I often give corn to them even though the most of the corn grown in North America is GMO and highly toxic to living beings.”
3/12/2026
A Closer Look (with dog)
“Abstraction: but to me, its a person holding up something in his hand looking at it. there is a dog in the bottom left corner. the head of the person is in the upper right. the thing and thier hand is in the middle. im not sure what the thing is though”
3/11/2026
Mountainscape
“This is a painting about climbing Mount Everest in your boxers”
3/11/2026
Astro-Logical
“Making Sense of the 3-6-9 thing in the sky.”
3/11/2026
All it Takes Is Time
“There is no Easy way to do something difficult. thats what makes doing difficult things valuable. There is no Fast or quick way to make a good painting. no matter how you spin it, you have to put in the time, weather that means waiting weeks for an oil based layer you juse layed down to dry, in order to add another layer on top of it, or just being brave enough to lay down whatever layer you can think of right, JUST to cover it up in the future. action is rewarded in painting”
3/11/2026
Assembly Line
“an abtract narrative of 4 working recieving things on a large conveyor belt in a phantasy factory.”
3/10/2026
new contemporary abstraction 1
“with the aquisition of a studio assistant in studio sim, and the availibility of large landscape ratio stretchers, a whole new world of possibilities has been born”
3/10/2026
landscape test number 2
“mission control, i think we got it”
3/9/2026
testting a landscape format one
“please stand by”
3/9/2026
Untitled
3/9/2026
Untitled
3/8/2026
bad painting #1
“black and yellow are the most contrasting colors for the human eye, thats why construction stuff uses those two colors.”
3/8/2026
deerhunting is mean
“i like deers, its a shame they are afraid of humans so much, but you cant blame them. they trust us when we give them corn to eat but then otherwise always think we are going to kill them”
3/8/2026
hitting the nail on the head
“sometimes you just nail it, other times, you should just go to sleep and try again another day”
3/8/2026
Animals in the Zoo
“All animals are actually really smart. i think all livign beings are equally smart they are just working with what they have. some have 2 legs some have 4 but have hoofs as feet.”
3/8/2026
birds eye view of the chicago river
“an ariel view of the chicago river with a large gray empty lot. is it art?”
3/7/2026
skidmarks (burnout)
“i state that: i like how this looks like african textiles. i rest my case”
3/7/2026
snake charmer
“need to ship these paintings quick! need $500 per gallery veiwer you see? you will soooon”
3/7/2026
abstract with bird and moon
“after a long day of amazon delivery, the artist returns home to reflecton his day. since its too late for coffee, the artist fixes himself some hot chocolate with cayanne pepper to stimulate another late night session”
3/7/2026
beach day
“a simple scene of a summer afternoon at the beach in rio de janiero. lots of people at the beach super packed but that isnt the focus of this painting. the painting is about memories and how even though tons of people at the beach would normally annoy me, it didnt seem to bother me at all when i was in rio. caparinas very cheap and always beautiful women around. warm water and warm sand, something you dont see every day or EVER in the midwest in america, especially on gloomy days like today where no amount of coffee can pick-me-up.”
3/6/2026
ecampment
“a village viewed from above via a satelite surrounded by rainforest”
3/6/2026
first circle
“cosmic wheel”
3/6/2026
Hard Drive (nothing good comes easy)
“as information is stored, so are the sections of this picture, in different patterns, in a quilt like fashion as data is written to a hard drive in the same way- we make it up as we go along.”
3/6/2026
Mountain Town
“a landscape painting made of abstract shapes (maybe not so obvious?) oh yeah, with clouds!”
3/5/2026
computer love 1
“the first of a series of pictures that are going to be of a computer. like instead of a naked lady being the muse its just a computer”
3/4/2026
basketball jones
“is it a basketball player named jones? or is the basketball player jonesing for shooting hoops? the painting doesnt explicitly state this, which is good.”
3/4/2026
three whirlagigs on a table
“three figures with hats also resembling whirlagigs sitting on a table with a great blue wallpaper behind them.”
3/4/2026
yellow with barcode in south korea
“an abstract composition about the layout of a modern landscape in a faraway land”
3/4/2026
a day indoors
“some days are nice and calm to be spent inside, doing warm home things. this is especially the case when its very cold outside.”
3/2/2026
one for tha history books
“a monolithic achievment is underway, and it all started here”
3/1/2026
Untitled
3/1/2026
JESTER!
“WIP”
2/28/2026
Untitled
2/28/2026
Untitled
2/27/2026
Untitled
2/27/2026
last painting of the day
“before i leave the simulation, i am pleased to see there are still many uses for this paitning tool. 3d scenes are possible, that doesnt mean i need to curate the sticker selection better, yet, still.”
2/26/2026
lone grazers with clouds
“in a pasture far far away stands 5 generic grazers. one grazer is faced with a specific problem, his looks are different than that of the other grazers, this makes him stand out and the other grazers treat him differently. little do the other grazers know, the lone grazer processes something the others dont have... psychic powers! this allows him to find grass that gives him more energy than the other grazers. soon, the psychic grazer will become the alpha of the pack and mate with all the females and then the entire species of grazers will inherit his psychic powers!”
2/26/2026
bird riding moose revisited
“revisiting the bird riding the moose in a dream. this painting combines elements of Endless Dream and Bird Riding Moose to create something quite exciting, if i do say so, myself.”
2/26/2026
objects
“just a display of the various objects that make up the visual language of studio sim with a nice rainbow colored background”
2/26/2026
ladder
“a warm color field painting.”
2/26/2026
Keeper of the secrets
“an picture of an ancient clutching his valuables”
2/26/2026
a message for the future
“in todays composition im really just feeling something simple. a scanline background with some shapes protruding through. i like the colors and decided to just call it done. would be great in real life, extracted from the simulation”
2/26/2026
M and a W
“just a little excersize in negative space”
2/24/2026
boomerang
“a bird flying in a perfect circle”
2/24/2026
potted plant at night
“the plant is awating the rays of the sun that will come in the morning”
2/24/2026
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small bounce
“nothing profound with this one, just an experimentation with adjacent striped shapes”
2/24/2026
a tired eye
“another abstract one for the road. kinda looks like a lounge lizard whos had too much to smoke. a psychedelic one this is... "trippy" kinda like those graphics from the 60's. which is fine i mean theres nothing wrong with that. i was listening to that CT rodel song while i made it, which was a battle to concentrate with in the background. maybe ill see if he can make some good sounds to go with the track while i paint...”
2/24/2026
PG man
“an image of a face with flaming red hair, black skin and a rainbow in his head. purple lips suggest hes cold, but hes holding a torch with a blue flame. aside from that its an alright painting. it has a circular focal point around the face. i started with the black background and then i added the flaming red hair. the hands were a happy accident. the cube arm is unfinished. the background made me realize the importance of the raw canavs and how that should be included.”
2/24/2026
where will they fall
“how would they look if physics suddenly took hold?”
2/24/2026
building a rock sculpture on the mountainside by myself in nature
“this painting is about nature. i love nature, and sometimes i go out into it and make art using nature stuff. like when you find rocks and you stack them on top of each other trying to see how high you can balance them. its fun stuff and it really connects you with nature. this painting is about that.”
2/23/2026
garden of earthly delights
“this is me just really appreciating painting and being thankful to be able to paint.”
2/23/2026
praying over the free energy device
“picture of an egyptian worshipping a free energy device that creates portals. god does not support the use of portals or things that propose to control and manipulate reality so this worshipper is in for a rude awakening”
2/20/2026
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2/19/2026
pyramid in the jungle
“two paths lead to a secret pyramid in the jungle of south america”
2/18/2026
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spagetti and meatballs
“with a lot of motzerella cheese”
2/17/2026
Man with Tounge
“a guy thinking alone in a cafe. a light blue lightbeam casts on his table. the man looks somewhat jewish. hes an old newyorker. but hes stoked”
2/17/2026
ssww
“sssss”
2/17/2026
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2/14/2026
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2/13/2026
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2/11/2026
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2/11/2026
nothing
“nothing”
2/10/2026
i found the secret cube
“look at what i found! i found the secret cube! there are so many secrets in this world i hope i find them all”
2/10/2026
phantom animal
“this painting is about procrastination and not wanting to do something that i really want to do”
2/10/2026
looking down the strip
“i made this to go above your couch thats why theres so much raw canvas in there”
2/10/2026
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2/9/2026
sector 3
“4 levels to a video game”
2/9/2026
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nude on the beach
“a nude on the beach in a lawn chair”
2/9/2026
bird flying but also a head of a guy
“a portait of a person from an acient civilization”
2/9/2026
sun
“this is a painting about the sun and how it radiates energy. many things radiate energy. in fact, all things do. everything is energy and the sooner we all know that the better. you can kind of imagine this central sun informing the organisms or those 4 shapes that kind of represent "things". the objects are life forms that are informed by the central source. some people call this god, but i think all things share this and thats the huge secret”
2/9/2026
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2/8/2026
letter soup
“abstract expressionism in its truest form.”
2/8/2026
a map on the moon
“this painting is about teraforming a new world while blind”
2/8/2026
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walking down the street with a vision in your mind
“this painting is about locking in and seeing a plan through to the finish line, all the while being distracted by the many things an exciting life on earth can bring. without determination and hard work nothing great every gets acomplished”
2/8/2026
crazy wings of a dragonfly
“dragonflys hav cool wings and that why this painting is cool. do i need to explain more than that?”
2/7/2026
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trees on a hot day
“this painting is about how trees on a hot day are something very special to a lot of people. trees are fun and so are hot days so this makes this an espeically fun little painting to look at.”
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2/6/2026
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