the chase

by Prof.Vaharrak D. Raccoon

“i saw a rat once outside. it lived near a drainage hole across the street. it tore down a hole in the sidewalk and would feast on the nearby trash cans. the neighbours sealed the hole with cement after noticing the rat. that same week an excavator was brought in to clear the nearby drainage canal. it scooped all the gunk, but backed into the sidewalk and broke the cement seal. it tried to fill the hole with dirt from the drainage canal. rain came by 2 days later. the next time I walked by, I could notice a new hole had been dug out of the dirt. the rat prevailed.”

Submitted 3/31/2026